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Notices by elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social), page 8

  1. Ryusei (류セイ/龍生) (ryusei@glitch.social)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jan-2018 00:19:29 EST Ryusei (류セイ/龍生) Ryusei (류セイ/龍生)

    Hither and far away, there was a peasant girl who didn't know how to spin straw into gold at all, but for some reason the king thought she could

    Nonplussed, she turned to her friend Rumpelstiltskin for help

    "Well okay, but in return you help me overthrow the monarchy"

    Rumpelstiltskin spun all the kingdom's straw into gold

    The girl flooded the market with it, utterly devaluing their nation's currency

    The peasantry, already angry about having no hay left to feed their horses, revolted

    In conversation Wednesday, 24-Jan-2018 00:19:29 EST from glitch.social permalink Repeated by elomatreb
  2. elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jan-2018 00:12:51 EST elomatreb :blobpats: elomatreb :blobpats:
    • ElfLord aka "Bone Daddy"

    @ElfLord The store employees weren't too thrilled when I stood on an object in a corner, trying to lift it up to glitch through a wall

    In conversation Wednesday, 24-Jan-2018 00:12:51 EST from glitch.social permalink
  3. elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jan-2018 00:11:31 EST elomatreb :blobpats: elomatreb :blobpats:
    • ‭‮ʀᴇᴛᴛɪᴡT‮ 💀
    • awavauatush

    @twitter @ninjawedding The distant future: All matter in the universe has been incorporated in a supercomputer that tries to generate the worst shitpost possible

    The extradimensional beings who created this universe simulation: Lol nice meme

    In conversation Wednesday, 24-Jan-2018 00:11:31 EST from glitch.social permalink
  4. elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jan-2018 00:04:32 EST elomatreb :blobpats: elomatreb :blobpats:
    • gdkar

    @gdkar serious talk: I hate shell scripts that do anything beyond just executing a series of commands or very simple piping. They just tend to become unreadable to anyone but the author immediately

    In conversation Wednesday, 24-Jan-2018 00:04:32 EST from glitch.social permalink
  5. elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jan-2018 00:02:57 EST elomatreb :blobpats: elomatreb :blobpats:
    • comfort & control

    @vantablack It used to be the other way around, tm would be replaced with the huge emoji graphic

    In conversation Wednesday, 24-Jan-2018 00:02:57 EST from glitch.social permalink
  6. elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jan-2018 00:02:33 EST elomatreb :blobpats: elomatreb :blobpats:
    • festive internet name ‮🍁🍂☕️
    • bootsy 💚

    @chris @bootsy fancy :3

    In conversation Wednesday, 24-Jan-2018 00:02:33 EST from glitch.social permalink
  7. elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jan-2018 00:01:46 EST elomatreb :blobpats: elomatreb :blobpats:
    • gdkar

    @gdkar $(my_life)

    still bash for me

    In conversation Wednesday, 24-Jan-2018 00:01:46 EST from glitch.social permalink
  8. elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 23:59:32 EST elomatreb :blobpats: elomatreb :blobpats:
    • bootsy 💚

    @bootsy Did you do anything to make Masto link that "mention"? I've never seen that before

    In conversation Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 23:59:32 EST from glitch.social permalink
  9. elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 23:53:48 EST elomatreb :blobpats: elomatreb :blobpats:
    • awavauatush

    @ninjawedding Paperclip AI but it destroys the universe in pursuit of the ultimate shitpost

    In conversation Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 23:53:48 EST from glitch.social permalink
  10. elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 23:46:51 EST elomatreb :blobpats: elomatreb :blobpats:
    • awavauatush

    @ninjawedding Automated art is good and needed IMO

    In conversation Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 23:46:51 EST from glitch.social permalink
  11. elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 23:20:26 EST elomatreb :blobpats: elomatreb :blobpats:
    in reply to
    • kaniini

    @kaniini For sure, but somehow I doubt someone tweeting about bitcoin like that considers a boring, 40 year data structure

    In conversation Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 23:20:26 EST from glitch.social permalink
  12. elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 23:16:35 EST elomatreb :blobpats: elomatreb :blobpats:
    in reply to
    • kaniini

    @kaniini He also talks about grids in his bio

    which I guess you'll need if everyone will be burning electricity reversing hashes

    In conversation Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 23:16:35 EST from glitch.social permalink
  13. elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 22:30:35 EST elomatreb :blobpats: elomatreb :blobpats:
    • Kit Redgrave 🕯

    @KitRedgrave Considering whether you you mean the canned food product or annoying emails

    BUY TERIYAKI NOW

    In conversation Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 22:30:35 EST from glitch.social permalink
  14. elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 22:27:11 EST elomatreb :blobpats: elomatreb :blobpats:
    • Spencer Alves

    @impiaaa I got C++

    I'm not *that* boring ._.

    In conversation Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 22:27:11 EST from glitch.social permalink
  15. elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 22:21:41 EST elomatreb :blobpats: elomatreb :blobpats:
    • Charlotte 💜 KSC Llaitchee-Lily

    @LottieVixen `youtube-dl --list-extractors`, it supports a lot of weird stuff (I didn't know SC had this feature until I saw it in there)

    In conversation Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 22:21:41 EST from glitch.social permalink
  16. elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 15:31:53 EST elomatreb :blobpats: elomatreb :blobpats:

    Monads are like burritos, when you eat them they go away *eats entire computer, retires to a life of quiet virtue in a cave*

    In conversation Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 15:31:53 EST from glitch.social permalink
  17. elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social)'s status on Monday, 22-Jan-2018 20:53:12 EST elomatreb :blobpats: elomatreb :blobpats:
    in reply to
    • DJ Sundog - from the toot-lab

    @djsundog And if you build a chat system, people will use it as a RPC transport

    In conversation Monday, 22-Jan-2018 20:53:12 EST from glitch.social permalink
  18. elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jan-2018 19:49:46 EST elomatreb :blobpats: elomatreb :blobpats:
    • Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK
    • tef

    @vfrmedia @mhu2141ai When we get to the point where AIs can understand Bavarian dialects the machines truly are superior

    In conversation Sunday, 14-Jan-2018 19:49:46 EST from glitch.social permalink
  19. elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jan-2018 16:26:23 EST elomatreb :blobpats: elomatreb :blobpats:

    The most German graffiti https://glitch.social/media/gERJrRQzpuf0FnHJR1A

    In conversation Sunday, 14-Jan-2018 16:26:23 EST from glitch.social permalink
  20. elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jan-2018 20:05:06 EST elomatreb :blobpats: elomatreb :blobpats:
    in reply to
    • DJ Sundog - from the toot-lab

    @djsundog If I ever come up with a new complexity class I'll make up the name so the acronym is PRETTY

    In conversation Thursday, 11-Jan-2018 20:05:06 EST from glitch.social permalink
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