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Notices by Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club), page 37

  1. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Monday, 02-Apr-2018 12:44:50 EDT Modern Industrial Modern Industrial

    I've been watching Disney's The Little Mermaid with my 2yo over the last couple of days, and it...is problematic and has not aged well.

    Some issues:
    -Multiple grown-ass adults encouraging a 16 year old girl to use her feminine wiles to seduce an older man.
    -The Prince appears to be in his mid-twenties at least. If he was just 20, the "divide by 2 and add 7" rule would still make Ariel too👏young👏for👏him👏
    -Prince *Eric*? Was Prince Chad not seaworthy?

    In conversation Monday, 02-Apr-2018 12:44:50 EDT from mastodon.club permalink
  2. Andy P. (andyp@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 02-Apr-2018 01:23:40 EDT Andy P. Andy P.

    Some people on Mastodon discovered my horror movie poster generator and it makes me so happy they’re enjoying my odd humor bot. http://purviance.com/horrorinator/

    In conversation Monday, 02-Apr-2018 01:23:40 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by modernindustrial
  3. 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 02-Apr-2018 11:57:03 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️

    hey everyone here who hates advertising

    now how am i supposed to advertise for https://maastodon.net/ huh

    In conversation Monday, 02-Apr-2018 11:57:03 EDT from octodon.social permalink Repeated by modernindustrial
  4. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 14:18:13 EDT Modern Industrial Modern Industrial

    Mood: composing an extensive Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott playlist on Spotify

    In conversation Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 14:18:13 EDT from mastodon.club permalink
  5. 茶 Ocean (ocean22@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 12:55:00 EDT 茶 Ocean 茶 Ocean

    This is a solid meme

    In conversation Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 12:55:00 EDT from niu.moe permalink Repeated by modernindustrial
  6. varx (social aspect) (varx@i.write.codethat.sucks)'s status on Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 13:07:39 EDT varx (social aspect) varx (social aspect)

    EFF's April Fools newsletter has some excellent headlines this year.

    « Report: By 2020, More Than 30% of World's Electricity Consumption Will Be Spent Explaining Bitcoin »

    In conversation Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 13:07:39 EDT from i.write.codethat.sucks permalink Repeated by modernindustrial
  7. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 14:15:55 EDT Modern Industrial Modern Industrial
    • Canageek
    • DialMforMara

    @DialMforMara @Canageek She slick

    In conversation Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 14:15:55 EDT from mastodon.club permalink
  8. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 13:03:34 EDT Modern Industrial Modern Industrial
    • Dana :sparkles:

    @Dana Welcome! I just made the opposite move: US -> Canada. Are you in the big city or out in the country? How are you liking it?

    In conversation Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 13:03:34 EDT from mastodon.club permalink
  9. r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖 (cypnk@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 00:51:58 EDT r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖 r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖

    TIL Chrome is scanning your files, including private folders, in the background as an anti-malware measure

    https://twitter.com/swagitda_/status/979477998142476289

    There’s currently no “off” switch, but apparently the devs reassure that scans are local and not “cloud” based. But this still has consent and privacy implications

    https://mastodon.social/media/06tQAyjUs5p0q8myO3s

    In conversation Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 00:51:58 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by modernindustrial
  10. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 11:53:40 EDT Modern Industrial Modern Industrial
    • cmart

    @cmart Welcome!

    In conversation Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 11:53:40 EDT from mastodon.club permalink
  11. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 09:14:31 EDT Modern Industrial Modern Industrial
    in reply to
    • Adam
    • Mark Gordon ⚓️

    @ink_slinger @cognish A common sense in which "y'all" seems to be used in the singular is across races (black to white or vice versa), classes, or major power differentials, in which case it's actually referring to the person's entire group ("All you white people", "all you cops", etc.). Very American.

    In conversation Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 09:14:31 EDT from mastodon.club permalink
  12. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 09:11:31 EDT Modern Industrial Modern Industrial
    in reply to
    • Adam
    • Mark Gordon ⚓️

    @cognish @ink_slinger This is 90% correct. Y'all is intended for groups (using it in a singular sense is technically incorrect and extra sassy). It's best for groups on the smaller side, and generally those you are more familiar with. "All y'all" is for larger groups, and especially those with whom you have less familiarity.

    "Yunz" is the equivalent in Pittsburgh and a few other parts of the working class Northeast, and also dumb.

    In conversation Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 09:11:31 EDT from mastodon.club permalink
  13. jorty (jordyd@octodon.social)'s status on Friday, 30-Mar-2018 21:12:42 EDT jorty jorty

    You: Intel architecture
    Me: Actually, Intel is the manufacturer. You're thinking of Intel's monster.

    In conversation Friday, 30-Mar-2018 21:12:42 EDT from octodon.social permalink Repeated by modernindustrial
  14. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 13:29:20 EDT Modern Industrial Modern Industrial
    • Thomas :Anoxinon:

    @thomas It really doesn't get better than "Bleed".

    In conversation Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 13:29:20 EDT from mastodon.club permalink
  15. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 13:26:33 EDT Modern Industrial Modern Industrial
    in reply to
    • Adam

    @ink_slinger Having lived in a "y'all" place, I'm sad it hasn't been universally accepted. It's a good patch for a bug in the English language, vastly superior to other options (no thank you, yunz), and has a positive relationship effect.

    Adam, to the extent I can, I bless your usage of "y'all".

    In conversation Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 13:26:33 EDT from mastodon.club permalink
  16. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 13:22:56 EDT Modern Industrial Modern Industrial
    • allan

    @allan 👏👏👏👏

    In conversation Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 13:22:56 EDT from mastodon.club permalink
  17. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Friday, 30-Mar-2018 23:02:23 EDT Modern Industrial Modern Industrial
    • allan

    @allan I think you're doing yoga wrong?

    In conversation Friday, 30-Mar-2018 23:02:23 EDT from mastodon.club permalink
  18. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Friday, 30-Mar-2018 18:24:18 EDT Modern Industrial Modern Industrial
    • thatlittlegit

    @thatlittlegit Welcome! Can you tell us a bit about yourself under the hashtag "introductions"?

    In conversation Friday, 30-Mar-2018 18:24:18 EDT from mastodon.club permalink
  19. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Friday, 30-Mar-2018 12:45:18 EDT Modern Industrial Modern Industrial
    • dick_turpin

    @dick_turpin How are the zeros secured on the hat? Do they clip in?

    In conversation Friday, 30-Mar-2018 12:45:18 EDT from mastodon.club permalink
  20. talkative fishy (blackle@dev.glitch.social)'s status on Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 17:33:46 EDT talkative fishy talkative fishy

    hey! please subscribe to us on youtube, follow us on twitter, like us on facebook, hit us up on instagram, check out our pinterest, add us on friendster, swipe us left on tinder, edit our wiki article, become our friend on myspace, find us on mapquest, take a look at our neopets group, ask jeeves about us, spot us on usenet, meetup with us by the abandoned arpanet facility outside albany, follow us to ted berners-lee's childhood home, step into our void, look into the deep yawning nothingness of

    In conversation Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 17:33:46 EDT from dev.glitch.social permalink Repeated by modernindustrial
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