Notices by Oracle(tm) e-Business Social 🎃 (kitredgrave@socially.constructed.space), page 36

@cypnk hilariously enough, firefox with noscript working actually breaks this notification. it tries to pop up but doesn't stick around.

@Elizafox because your tools are not suited for expressing that data pipeline in one line :/

@Trev @bea i set my own "schedule" that's so bumped out it's meaningless. not that i don't have the time to do it, it's that I'd rather be working on stuff instead of talking about slides for the millionth time

@bea that's time I'm not spending on fulfilling all these things we promise though

@bea at least it went by quick, but i feel vaguely guilty and unsatisfied by not having gotten much work done

very meeting-heavy day.

@katiekats I don't think any of us speak the right language to *really* talk like classic pirates...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbary_pirates

@zyabin101 oh. um. i thought this was satire ^^; but that would be cool if we could ever get just one universal toolset that does everything

@zyabin101 why not just have a whole system with a kernel, chromium, and that's literally it :3 electron is so obviously the best userland dev tool that it's the only real choice

@bea cuuute! :3

inb4 i get my server banned by annoying everyone with dumb emotes

:evil:

@soft_chomps @Gargron same, it's really annoying

@cwebber dem fixed points

@ItCantFail you can do it yourself, just crack open any math textbook and use formulae that only barely apply or aren't very descriptive