Notices by kɜ:ʳ :dragnmlem: (chr@cybre.space), page 15

@popefucker i end a lot of arguments with "no yup you're right, i'm an idiot, ignore me"

@twitter yeah, the mass souptrometer

@twitter the soupness threshold is a sauce viscosity to sauce quantity ratio of 0.5 or below. in this paper, we will show

@g a hypothetical person whose whole existence is to set up a situation where that gif is a good punch line

please enjoy this video of bill gates greenscreened into doom for a windows 95 promo https://youtu.be/b2V9TFrmQ_Q

@HTHR absolutely

@waifu what you’re describing is stackoverflow

@HTHR fuck this is the post i should have made

comin out of my well, and ive been doin just fine

@daylight @g electric blankets, those hot bottles they use in cartoons on sick people, and lots of tea

you: dragons aren't cool
me:

@gordon :cheesepats:

@theoutrider they have a voice recording asking for help nowadays

@sanspoint haha, pretty accurate

the future we wanted: *smooth robot voice* your housing unit is clean, sirs

the future we got: *roomba gets itself stuck under the coffee table by knocking the hot pads off and then running over them and then whines at my phone in computer*

@synack @nightpool thank's

@dizzydon i don't know anything about how dizzydon works, you'll have to give me more context than that