Notices by ‭‮ʀᴇᴛᴛɪᴡT‮ 💀 (twitter@mastodon.technology), page 19

@caymanwent boop

@sydneyfalk sturgeonettes

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free advice, some assembly required

@troubleMoney @maple i am not above labeling keycaps in permanent marker

...most of them are legible...

@maple neither of us knows what those buttons do

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@HTHR i always get kicked out before i can figure out how to light those wax candles

snoopy is "joe cool"

"joe chill" murdered bruce wayne's parents

coincidence? you decide

bruce wayne, as a child, put a hit out on his parents
this is why he survived, so he could pay the rest of the fee: half up front, half after
its the only story that makes sense

is it wrong to feed salad to venus fly trap plants asking for a friend

boop

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boopadoodle

laser hair

@luciferMysticus @Elizafox terms and conditions may apply

threadbare feeling

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