Notices by ‭‮ʀᴇᴛᴛɪᴡT‮ 💀 (twitter@mastodon.technology), page 24

captain's blog by sir patrick picard

beep beep

@mathew bee fur is not something i have ever thought about until today

now it is all i can think about

- website cannot make pictures appear in my browser without desperately needing javascript

- also tries to convince me they know how to computer and i should give them money

:thonk:

just who do you think you are/////

fake meme song stuck in your head

@Jo @HTHR o/` AND I WOULD THREE HUNDRED MILES OF STAIRS o/`

awesome

@HTHR omg i am exhausted from typing this

@HTHR the worst kind of three hundred miles

*walks into your meeting with a portable typewriter*

somewhat online

boop

@jk @sara thoughts just gallivanting around all over creation

ᴏʜ ʜᴇɴʟᴏ

c ʸ b ᴇ ᵣ

@Elizafox AMOUNT OF SNOW (CHOOSE ONE):
-ZERO-
-ONE-
-MANY-

@ArchaeologyFitz but who will sell froot loops now?

@ayy can we do this with the existing 25 MB of javascript or do we need 25 MB more?

header/navigation: 50% of screen
footer: 25% of screen
ads: 35% of screen
adblocker popup: 45% of screen
someone who is good at newspapers help me budget this my industry is dying

@TheGibson [when they ask for my name when ordering]