Notices by ‭‮ʀᴇᴛᴛɪᴡT‮ 💀 (twitter@mastodon.technology), page 25

wraiths

you are awesome <3

ғᴏᴏʟɪsʜ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴs

what is the best way to thicken gatorade for sauces

@007 @djsundog it was like this when i got here

@007 @djsundog hmm

@TheGibson what is this i hear of an emojo gap

@djsundog @Mainebot who's slogan is this?

@djsundog is this original research

yes but tell me more about the chump who paid almost half a million for an computer generated art

@noelle @chr my thoughts exactly!

@noelle @chr i am now wondering if french onion soup is actually a sandwich of some sort... :thonk:

@noelle @chr soup pie you say

@chr one ladle for you, one ladle for the mass souptrometer-o-tron

@chr i assume there is some sort of optical device for measuring this via refraction or some such method

@twitter the soupness threshold is a sauce viscosity to sauce quantity ratio of 0.5 or below. in this paper, we will show

@Leelaroo the one with all the soups on it

are you allowed to put soup in an envelope and mail it

what is the exact definition of soup

how soup-like can something be before it's soup and not something else

what is the soupness of soup

choose one of the above and write a one page summary of your thoughts, i'll expect it on my desk within the hour

@sydneyfalk @djsundog "and now we can plausibly deny that the lab is even in this location!"

*laughter*

FADE OUT

power point is when mario flashes after eating that magic star right?