Notices by Craig Maloney ☕ (craigmaloney@octodon.social), page 5

@Jo Yes, which never quite made sense to me either. Along with Killer Instinct.

@len Indeed, though my preference would have been for them to keep them a bit longer.

@Jo at least they had the decency to record over their masters. 😉

@hellojed might as well ask them what constitutes next gen while you're at it.

"Hey, we have this warehouse full of old films from this defunct television network. What should we do with them?"
Apparently if you're 1960s guy you just chuck them into the East River:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/DuMont_Television_Network

@alice they do make cookie dough for eating raw, but I think that is just for ice cream.

@alice only if you ate it before 2000.

@ifixcoinops @colon_three ah, that explains it. I'm used to something that looks more like a Rampage cabinet.

@ifixcoinops @colon_three I thought The Simpsons was wider, but it's been a while since I saw one in the wild. Sadly the image lookups I did showed a variety of other "conversions" that prompted the comment.

@bstacey to be fair I skimmed the article until I remembered that IQ tests are fundamentally bullshit anyway so who cares?

@root @denikombucha it's like Joseph Campbell's monomyth in that it can be hammered into making sense of a world that has already been corrupted by the very ideal itself.

J got a subscription to Wired magazine for cheap. In it are articles about buying a scooter vs renting those scooters.(for 800 or 1,500, take your pick), Lyft driver essentials, feelings about having a low IQ that isn't in the top 2%, and some musician who does something I guess that's cool (and a cover story about a Fitbit being used to solve a murder).

All I can think of is I wonder how we managed to get past the vetting process to receive this missive from Planet Asshole

If you think for one moment ma'am that every 1980s product needs to make a comeback then you are definitely Miss Steak Umm.

It is 2019 and this is a headline I did not expect to read today.

https://metalinjection.net/video/mosh-pit-wall-of-death-break-out-during-the-village-peoples-set-at-riot-fest

#music

@colon_three @ifixcoinops It's images like this that make me wonder if Jamma was a mistake. 😁

@emacsen And this is why I make opinion disclaimers: 250 characters for my question, and 250 characters on why folks can keep their opinions to themselves.

And yes, it is exhausting.

@embr @pup_hime I wish I had a warehouse so I could ensure that I have all of these for my future 1960s-inspired Black and White Tech-Noir film

@paulczege I hope she sticks with this because she's got a promising start.

@guerrillarain I just looked this up and ...