Notices by Karen C🥨👵🏻🌲🏖️ (gamehawk@mastodon.social), page 21

tldr: I got a 419 email from "John Kelly" informing me that Reince Priebus has been trying to steal my $1.9 million consignment. Which, you know what, makes it about 50% more believable than the usual 419.

@vfrmedia @Nach @theoutrider Considering the Instagram pictures date back to the beginning of last year, I think they're going with the "no such thing as bad publicity" plan, yeah.

tbh I'm just surprised I don't regularly get these from actual WH addresses at this point.

LB: Me, approximately every other day.

The fact that these boxes are in front of a heating vent is probably a significant factor in their enduring popularity.

#catsofmastodon #oliviathetortiepoint

Archaeology as blood sport: How an ancient mastodon ignited debate over humans’ arrival in North America - LA Times http://www.latimes.com/local/california/la-me-cerutti-mastodon-20171222-htmlstory.html

@Gargron Not a dump truck but: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=big+brutus&t=ffab&iax=images&ia=images

"Who, me? Just... uh... just trimming the tree. Right? That's what you do at Christmas? Trim the tree? Yeah, these tips needed trimming."

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#oliviathetortiepoint
#catsofmastodon

I finished packing the long-distance presents on Monday, but I have been unable to put away the unused packing materials/boxes.

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#catsofmastodon
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@musicman Psst: whatever you've got automating that needs a hard kill.

@batterpunts Sklar's gotten a haircut/beard trim if that was him. (Not much of one, admittedly, but some.)

@zacts The URL reflects whatever is in the rightmost column which, yeah, seems like maybe it could have a better name.

@i_like_cats It's hard to tell from my across-the-store stealth picture (Temple fan caught me, and grinned at me right after I took that picture) but his shirt is red-and-dark-green plaid. And his beard is a pretty good biker length but very well kept.

YOU GUYS YOU GUYS SANTA IS REAL

and he shops at JoAnn

@Sparrow Come to New Jersey. That's the only kind we have.

First plate of rum balls (vanilla) was poured out for friends and family no longer with u... okay, actually something fell off the top of the fridge when I went to put them in, and knocked the plate out of my hands.

Second (chocolate) and third (lemon-ginger) are successfully in the fridge, though.

Also: pretty sure one or more of the vanilla ones rolled into a corner and the dog got it. He's seventeen (or older) so if it's causing him to drunkenly stagger I can't tell a difference.

Spag Bol

https://twitter.com/ollymoss/status/943254964436197378

@zatnosk @inmysocks Make it ding on failure and you're covered.