Notices by elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social), page 9

One printer to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them (since it also has a book binding feature)

Back in the day we used to execute machine code with our bare hands

And we were better for it damn yungins

@rowan Full Stack Engineer, meaning if you give me one more task I will have to throw a stack overflow error

@djsundog @c1t7 @ajroach42 "destitute supercomputer under shattered glass" is the title of my autobiography

@djsundog The dream of IoT is alive and well in Forth land

cursed image about software development practices https://glitch.social/media/7vELy_xKYepnjesuJ8A

@staticsafe You have to fix a complicated merge conflict every time you want to boot

And if you do it wrong Linus Torvalds yells at you

Also relevant again https://xkcd.com/691/

@djsundog We must perform crypt analysis to find out!

cryptography is geography for crypts

@Elizafox Ron Paul is revolving

@Elizafox The world needs more architectures in general, not just "x86 everything (and maybe ARM if you have phones)"

Why do we even have nanosecond resolution precise timers in Javascript

Cold infosec take of the day is "I am so smart I think running untrusted code is bad", on the javascript-based website twitter dot com

@djsundog @jk RABBITHOLE sounds like a CIA codename

Fuck that thing where CPU manufacturers get away with proprietary sockets for desktop CPUs.

You can't easily switch because you need the corresponding motherboard and cooler as well

@djsundog Board of directors of Fox vows to destroy the moon with nuclear weapons by no later than 2028

Semi-related: I think it's interesting how many people are surprised when you tell them you can just go to a public library (both the regular ones and the topic-centered university ones) and read, no membership or registration necessary

@djsundog Et tu, copyright?

@djsundog Go all the way and go back to the ancient greeks, sue shakespeare for infringement