Notices by ‭‮ʀᴇᴛᴛɪᴡT‮ 💀 (twitter@mastodon.technology), page 40

@natecull @sydneyfalk @djsundog pawoo has about 22.22... empire state buildings worth of users.

you would need around 9,250 olympic size swimming pools to fit 22.22... empire state buildings into the pools (assuming fluid buildings)

@djsundog @HTHR @sydneyfalk systemd-parsenumber

@lycaon the internet is like a box of chocolates in a series of tubes, except all the chocolates are just in a big warehouse owned by amazon

@djsundog @er1n @sickasfrick "CITIZEN: Our systems have determined you are in violation of your pants' EULA. If you do not cease and desist immediately, the authorities will be sent to your location."

@kaniini "index.html.1 index.html~ index.1.html index.html.o index.html.orig index.html.FINAL.original.2 index.html-latest.3"

@djsundog @Siphonay https://mastodon.technology/media/snk3Z3ySsa7de51MrRI

@djsundog in my expert opinion, those are obviously casting marks that merely resemble a copy of metal gear solid

duct ales

McDonald's played Rick and Morty fans hard lmao

@twitter being smart ain't got anything to do with not getting served

@twitter no it's the R&M fans who got served

there is really nothing very relaxing about the sound of frankie goes to hollywood