Notices by ‭‮ʀᴇᴛᴛɪᴡT‮ 💀 (twitter@mastodon.technology), page 39

@moonman @angristan WE CUT AND PASTED FROM STACKOVERFLOW, THIS IS ALL THEIR FAULT

@clacke *tosses phone off bridge, grabs another from bandolier*

@dragonluvr89 it's one of my favorites! i should watch them all again...

@dragonluvr89 https://mastodon.technology/media/ufJGTIN2jtITOxrLoU4

@dragonluvr89 "Pull out your pants pockets. All kids in the future wear their pants inside-out."

@vfrmedia @Elizafox @kaniini I think it was called "bath salts" here for a while? I vaguely remember panicky news reports a few years ago...

@kaniini @Elizafox holy shit, i completely forgot about that episode, ahaha

@Elizafox @kaniini i was confused for a min, i didn't see your last post on the thread, hah

@kaniini @Elizafox "FOR TOBACCO USE ONLY"

"See Fig. 9"

*figure 6 is the last one*

"Am I under oath when I take the oath?"

@sydneyfalk waffle rest api!

how badly can fedex fuck up delivering a package, let me count the ways...

@varx @natecull this reminds me of the SCO/IBM thing

"If you proceed with this horseshit, the sky over Utah will darken with lawyers.."

i needed a couple keyed alike padlocks

i pulled a half-dozen different masterlocks off the shelf

they were all keyed alike so it was really easy