Sometimes I see some hot young thing and all I can think of is how she'd drive me to drink with shallow talk about shallow topics. There's something sexy about having a little life under your belt.
Geez. Listen to me. It's official. I'm an old man.
Sometimes I see some hot young thing and all I can think of is how she'd drive me to drink with shallow talk about shallow topics. There's something sexy about having a little life under your belt.
Geez. Listen to me. It's official. I'm an old man.
Amen fistbump!
See? That's it. I'd feel like a sucker. I buy a pound of fresh roasted for $15 and that lasts me about a week. Can't imagine what K-cups would cost. I'd have to get a second job stocking shelves!
Yo @Combaticus Thought about this toot some. I've spent a good while trying to make a second line drum beat run through a progression I enjoy (Pachelbel canon in d). So far a failure, for me.
Most people can't deal with their mistakes. The amazing singularity is we are all Supreme Fuck-ups. They will come to terms with being a nincompoop or they will turn to flowers.
From my Theist days:
"
Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall
"
Proverbs 16:18 KJV
@YoVinnie Amen, bro.
I used to spend time with the prior of a RCC monastery. I talked to him because he had a deep faith, but also ran the community's for-profit bakery. I was able to great faith/biz insights.
During the econ crisis I thought the biz was going to go belly up and was worried about my reputation. Know what he said?
"Mike is a fuck up. Everybody knows Mike is a fuck up. Your wife knows, your employees know. They love you anyway. Get over trying to be perfect."
@SLRock No explanation needed, bro. My Mrs. is three years younger than me and I've always been attracted to women younger than me. BUT, younger is a relative term. ;) There's just something about an good looking mom that's attractive, but if you'd asked me 20 years ago you would have gotten a different answer.
@SLRock At 50 I kinda like the moms. ;)
@Johnny_of_the_swamp @PhoneBoy @SierraKiloBravo @yukiame
I'll tell you one thing. The company is killing it. The idea that you lock into their system and then buy consumables every week is making that company silly money. Attended a talk given by their CMO a few years ago. They hit the jackpot. #slaves
@Atom_Rocket What's wrong? Pence just take your lunch money and push you into a puddle?
@masu Wow!
@lwdallas Thanks, man. I love the culture here on #NASocial. There's nothing like it on social media. Respec! @adam.
Love those hot dogs just slowly rotating there hour after hour, looking like they're coated in Vaseline. Glug.
@Combaticus @yukiame @SierraKiloBravo @PhoneBoy
FRENCH PRESS OR BUST
@yukiame I'm AWESOME and LOOK OUT WORLD because you ain't seen nothin' yet and I'm THE KING OF MY OWN DESTINY and and and ...
Yeah, not a fan of the Keurigs. They get the job done, but life is too short for just getting the job done. ;)
Perc coffee is one of the worst. Burnt, acidic, and will rot your gut post haste.
Just peeked on Twatter to coord a meeting via DM. There's so much self talk and personal triumphalism it's pathetic. Have we really become a world full of insecure, weak narcissists? If most people can't deal with their day without repeatedly slapping themselves and each other vigorously on the back and declaring their amazing singularity, then what's left but a bunch of infants in diapers?
@PhoneBoy
https://noagendasocial.com/media/sOceny7NR6IoYLB5d3E
@PhoneBoy Same here. Another pot going on in about 30 minutes ... rainy dark Monday. #coffee
Today's main headline is some politician claiming the White House has become a Day Care Center.
The press doesn't want the truth. They want the Trump-hate-porn, because it's click bait and because it's ratings.
I don't know about you, but I'm sick of this pettiness. 59 people died last week, with over 500 injured.
Media: do your job - we need to know more about what happened in Las Vegas last week, not the ridiculous and unimportant opinion of some politician craving attention.
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