Notices by iona 🐝 (iona@social.coop), page 21

@thamesynne I have one in use and three in a drawer, which I think is about average for Pi buyers... !

@porsupah What was your email again? I was going to write to you but your address has dropped off the bottom of my mentions 📝

Freedom of movement for British citizens is something that's hardly been talked about.

But surely the freedom to vote with your feet and emigrate is the most basic freedom of all? If you do not have the freedom to say "bollocks to Britain, I want to live under a different system or in a different culture" then you don't have much freedom at all.

That's not disloyal or unpatriotic, it's pragmatic. A country with closed borders is a large prison.

Well done, everyone. We're the first generation in many years who'll leave this country worse than we found it.

I was born in a growing, integrated Western European country and will die in a much poorer nation more akin to the likes of Moldova, weak and isolated and constantly sensitive to economic shock, in hock to rip-off merchants and criminals and ideologues, with little prospect of escape for those of us stuck here.

@bobstechsite

🛑 STOP 🛑

🚶♀️ carry on 🚶♀️

Gordon Bennett, there are a lot of static-file blog site generators (and others) out there.

Does every hipster coder create their own or something?

@bobstechsite Are you sure it wasn't his wayward cousin, MC Spammer?

STOP

spammer time

@bobstechsite The "too many tweets" comment was on Absolute Radio

One could apply it to the current inhabitant of the White House

@RexfordGTugwell Scunthorpe

Guardian! And all other newspapers!

News != copy and pasting illiterate shit off Twitter.

Guardian! And all other newspapers.

News =/= copy and pasting illiterate shit off Twitter.

@vfrmedia That's normal. Ever since that kind of thing became commonplace, the dialling tone blasting out of cars has been added to the other regular urban sounds.

@porsupah Demon Duck Wants YOOOOOOU To Listen To 107.2 Great Driffield Radio

On the radio: "How come on a Saturday night when you haven't gone out, there are no decent films on TV?"

Where are you broadcasting from? 1995?

@Damage Weren't those dogs originally manufactured to put along the bottom of your door to keep the draught out, before doors went all plastic, double-glazed, sealed etc?

My grandad has one, it's filthy, we keep telling him to get rid of it as it's no longer needed and he keeps tripping over it and then phoning up to say he's fallen over.

More radio stations should have mascots

Vixen 101 could have a vixen
The Eagle could have an eagle
Metro FM could have a metro
Penistone FM could have [that's enough, ed]

https://social.coop/media/cKhy1h3oAZZLaRfPIOY

@tomharris oh my god that's so quaaaaaint

So, where am I today? Sadly no photos, but it's very flat.

Clue 1: there is an IT problem named after a nearby town.

Why is this still a thing? A 40p toll bridge over the River Trent on the Notts/Lincs border: http://dunhambridge.co.uk/

40p isn't a bank-breaking toll but it causes huge queues at peak times while they collect the small change from everyone crossing.

It's 2018, can't we get rid of the last Victorian turnpike? Last time I crossed it I forgot it was there, so I made light of the fact and the bloke was really snarky - "we've been here a while, you know".