Notices by elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social), page 12

It's so nice to be here, reading all you peoples cool posts :3

Meanwhile in FSB Cyber Attack Headquarters:

"Oh shit guys they blocked our IP ranges. Welp, time to pack up I guess"

@ninjawedding @er1n galaxy brain https://glitch.social/media/YoAagTCELtv0Usw0824

@thomas Genau wie Google :P https://glitch.social/media/yE4iW9PW1A29PJRJmnY

Some Mastonights are definitily weirder than others

At the end of every Computer-adjacent education there should be a class/module that teaches the future programmers just how much they don't know and that their computer education does not qualify them for 99% of other fields

@chr Thought: Obviously RFCs are way to slow and static for this, we need a way for English to negotiate supported extensions.

You walk up to someone: "EHLO English/1.0"

- If they look at you weirdly, they do not support extensions, fall back to legacy English

- If they do, they list their supported extensions, followed by you listing yours.

- Now you can optionally negotiate transport encryption or start your conversation

@djsundog Ultramojos: embedded multi-track MKV files

@solderpunk Is Wings of Honneamise (87 I think) among the obvious ones? I really liked, the aesthetics with the weird planes alone make it worth a watch

@jk @djsundog @cypnk https://glitch.social/media/_rtT-C_2zkdL7JtcTt4 [GIF]

@theZacAttacks Mastodon instance where you can only toot by entering bash that generates what you want to toot, but the bash input is limited to e.g. 250 characters instead of the 500

@djsundog The admins of the major instances get together to form a committee to agree on a universally available set of emojos available to every user, everywhere. The Unimojo Consortium is born

@djsundog @garbados I can't help but imagine you saying ""custom extensions"" with an evil grin on your face while sitting in your lair and petting a white cat

AAwww yeah let me just scan this non-human-readable blob of javascript and execute it on my device