Notices by INACTIVE (deadsuperhero@social.nasqueron.org), page 20

@maiyannah "Watching Paint Dry: The Movie"?

@nepfag @moonman "You'll always be my little Nep-Nep," Mama Nepfag cooes.

@djsundog No way!

It's clearly the bagpipe.

Waiting in a long line to get brunch by myself today.

@delores You're just going to lick salt?

@xj9 Mine was a cheap FTP server, for live edits in a production Wordpress environment.

@hector Careful, friend, you are veering into some dangerous territory. Poe's Law isn't meant to bend so far back into itself.

@Elizafox Yeah, not too long ago I was solicited by an organization called SAVE THE CHILDREN. The name alone is highly coercive and has nothing to offer in terms of proving how effective the whole thing actually is.

Of course, I caved, and now every month I get an annoying text message with what might as well be a stock photo of someone getting helped, and a spammy link to boot.

Just watched the "USS Callister" episode of Black Mirror. Oh my god, it's way darker and more fucked up than I could have imagined.

@dirb @mangeurdenuage X gon give it to ya?

@sydneyfalk Sometimes the best knowledge is not something that can be imparted, but instead can only be realized through reflection.

@maiyannah A Phoenix cannot rise from its ashes without fire.

@teslas_moustache That's incredible!!!